There's Clowns in the Woods
“Maybe the clowns are the Pied Piper’s descendants,” Isaac continues. “Maybe they’re a death cult. Maybe they won’t stop until they’ve disappeared every child in America. Maybe they’re insurgents. Maybe they turn the kids into clowns. Maybe they’re stealing our future. Maybe—”
Forthcoming in Barrelhouse.
When the Bats Come
Dave's eyes are sunken. "Internet says to remain calm," he says.
Featured in Drunk Monkeys, September 2020.