Realistic Fiction

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Monkey Men

We never really knew him. We never knew the story.
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Published in The Rumpus, ​July 2015.

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Thunderstorm Facts

The fear of lightning and thunder is called astraphobia; there is no name for the love of lightning and thunder.

Published in Hobart After Dark, November 2020.  

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Admiring Bronson

"Look at it," he told us. "Take in the mystery."



Forthcoming in Blue Earth Review, 2023.

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Rebooting How  I Met Your Mother for the 2020-2021 Network TV Season

Ted looks out over the city and wonders how many how many connections this pandemic has robbed him of, how many love stories. 

Published in No Contact, March 2021.

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Untitled Love Story - First Draft

His name is Mr. Carrot. He loves you. 

Published in Ghost Town, August 2018.

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Why We Burned Everything We Burned

"This," he said, standing before the fire, "is a symbol."

Published in After the Pause, December 2016.
​Reprinted in After the Pause - Year Three.

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Alive @ 148 MPH

The difference between you and that egg is control.

Published in The Sonder Review, February 2018.

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After You

They're emotional fireworks? Poorly disguised euphemisms ​for ejaculation?
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Published in Writing Disorder, December 2015.

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The Last Times You Saw Jenny McCreary

I am a very ordinary orange.

Published in Buffalo Almanack, December 2014. 

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